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I asked what would happen if we let the garden just go wild. My Mistress took me to the bottom of the garden and pointed […]

I told you the saga of the Listerine which my Mistress only needed to make an organic mildew spray, well, when she went to the […]

The good news was that eventually the wine arrived from Tesco’s and my Mistress is definitely going to need it as the plans for the […]

My Mistress has fallen out with Tesco’s wine delivery. They were supposed to deliver between 7am and 7pm on Tuesday. My Master and Mistress were […]

Well you’ll be pleased to know that it is just a fatty lump that I have on my chest. Apparently they can grow quite big […]

I’m a little bit worried. When my Mistress was snuggling me earlier she found a small lump on my chest. She will be ringing the […]

Did I tell you that my Mistress went into York to do some research for her book? It’s really funny when you’re writing. You can […]

We normally eat in the kitchen. Well, to be strictly accurate Shadow and I normally eat just outside the utility, but the rest of the […]

We now have a patio greenhouse. So far it is home to a large pile of empty plant pots. I’m not sure if my Mistress […]

My Mistress has been on an energy saving initiative. Not her energy, although obviously she wastes as little of that as possible. She has been […]