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Oh the shame of it. What would I have done if she’d been arrested? To all intents and purposes, it looked as though my mistress […]

My master said “You can’t write that in your diary. It will make me look stupid.” To which I replied “and your point is?” So […]

Boxes, boxes and more boxes, oh and a suicidal blender too. There it was in my mistress’s hands, there was the box on the side […]

What do a Volvo estate and a squirrel have in common? I can see you need time with this one, but I still don’t think […]

Some days nothing happens and then on others everything seems to happen at once. After the storm on Monday night, which was so bad it […]

I’m now on my last Tuesday living in Belgium. At least my mistress wants to go for nice long walks to all our favourite places […]

We went for an amazing walk yesterday. I romped through the fields and chased all sorts of birds. It was almost perfect. The only thing […]

It’s very hard watching some parts of your life being dismantled and other parts being packed into boxes. Even though I know what it is […]

The marzipan store is not going to last long at this rate. I have taken up begging position just outside the cupboard and my mistress […]

It seems that de-registering for some things is as hard as registering was. The number plate return turned out to be easy and there were […]