Articles by Alfie

There has been a strange screeching noise at nights recently. Clearly it is some animal but we have no idea what it is. There have […]

My master has been fixing one or two things that my mistress had broken. Well she claims some of them weren’t her but I have […]

Well work has now begun on the Woodland Centre. A crew of beavers have been appointed to do most of the work but they cannot […]

Some while ago my mistress went to see a comedian that obviously likes spiders about as much as she does. He talked about categorising them […]

Strangely it seems my master does not like having my saliva covered, rubber rabbit wrapped all round his legs when he is wearing shorts. I […]

I think I have already mentioned Belgian roadworks, well yesterday they caused a huge problem for my poor mistress. Given that, she was all nervous […]

Well Harry has gone back to the Woodland Council with his decision on the best site for the Woodland Centre and it is definitely going […]

Well I am thoroughly fed up and it isn’t made any better knowing that the circumstances that have led to this situation are all my […]

We had an incident yesterday. A bad case of concussion, and it wasn’t my fault. A young bird flew into the lounge through the open […]

Well I went with Harry and Nicole to look at the three possible sites for the Woodland Community Centre yesterday. I probably wasn’t as helpful […]