Articles by Alfie

Well we are back to the arguments of who sits where for the journey home and of course how we get all the stuff in […]

Lesson for self (well more lesson for my mistress really), only leave the bathroom window open when showering when you are not on the ground […]

Whatever you say I refuse to accept it was my fault. So, I was off the lead but was it my fault that the Jack […]

I may be being a little bit stupid here. My mistress was saying that one of the houses they looked at had a ‘Jack and […]

Did I mention the journey here? I think for our transport arrangements the logic may have been a tiny bit flawed. The car with sat […]

I am having too much fun to write very much. It turns out that I am in a place called the Ardennes. I am now […]

I am having too much fun to write very much. It turns out that I am in a place called the Ardennes. I am now […]

Well the count down to the holiday is over and we are all packed up ready to go. I am fed up that there isn’t […]

By this evening I will run out of my mistress’s fingers to be able to count the number of people in the house. There are […]

Sometimes you see the strangest things when you are driving along the road. I wasn’t actually doing the driving before you get the wrong idea, […]