Articles by Alfie

I learnt a lot yesterday. I learnt that if you put a screwdriver though the skin on your hand it bleeds a lot, and I […]

I think my mistress might have been a little stressed by the moving process. This week it was the birthday of two of her friends […]

Have I mentioned how badly dressed people are in England? I now know where my mistress gets her ‘dress sense’ from. It seems that here […]

Some men in a white van came and started taking all our belongings away yesterday morning. I barked as loud as I could but it […]

Well they sure know how to live! What is the first thing you do when you get the key to a new house? Did they […]

We went for a walk past the new house yesterday. I am now uncertain whether I am looking forward to getting the keys later or […]

I have noticed one or two odd things about England. My mistress is surprised there are only one or two! It takes longer to get […]

The worst bit so far is that there are lots more places that I am not allowed to go into. My mistress went to the […]

This travelling lark is so busy. The brief stay at my grandparents was great if you discount the number of boxes I had to climb […]

I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t start with a complaint. England smells much the same as Belgium. I don’t know what exactly I had […]