Articles by Alfie

Well I’m pleased to say we had a very successful party conference yesterday. I invited one or two of the other dogs in to be […]

I’ve got a quiet day of paw twiddling ahead. I contemplated organising a mass break out with my fellow inmates, but at the end of […]

The representation of dogs is woefully lacking. I was reading the list of ‘film and television personalities’ in the Penguin Book of facts. Where was […]

I’m trying to work out why I am in the kennels and not at home supervising my Master. I know he gets engrossed in what […]

It’s hard being stuck here while my Mistress is off gallivanting. For the most part I can live without the thought of all the travelling […]

Well I packed my little bag and reluctantly got in the car to be brought to my ‘hotel’ for the week. I don’t have en […]

I’ve got a new extendable lead. The theory is that whilst my Mistress is a little concerned about how I am going to react around […]

Training wasn’t so bad. I met two new dogs, one of whom was a big male Labrador, which certainly added a bit of spice. The […]

I’m feeling nervous about going to my training session. I feel a bit excited too, it’s always nice to be the centre of attention. I […]

Who am I to argue? I admit I’m a coward, a whimp, a wuss call it what you like, but when I see someone coming […]