Articles by Alfie

Do you ever have one of those days when you simply can’t think of an interesting thing to write about? I sat there with my […]

I take back everything I said about Shadow wearing her collar from habit. It came off and she had the good sense to chew the […]

I was reading some very sad news yesterday. It is being suggested that the rules on petting zoos may need to change as a result […]

It was a particularly lazy Sunday. The weather encouraged me to sit around and bask, which my Mistress happily tapped away at the computer. When […]

There is a tragic irony that the day after I bring you news of Jeremy Clarkson’s manure incident, Lamborghini unveiled its brand new, very expensive […]

Protesters have risen to a whole new level of helpfulness. Most people have to pay to have horse manure delivered to their garden to spread […]

I had some very sad news on Wednesday that I haven’t had chance to share with you yet. Firstly, I heard that my great great […]

The weather has turned colder and my Mistress is very concerned. Obviously she knew it would turn colder at some point and she wasn’t backwards […]

What I didn’t mention to you was that since her operation, Shadow has to where a collar to stop her trying to chew her bandages […]

The house seemed awfully quiet when Shadow went to the vet yesterday. My Mistress said she felt almost as shaky as the day I had […]