Articles by Alfie

Today is a very exciting day. Not only can I bring you news that Flöry went into labour and when I last heard, she had […]

I’m the only healthy one in the house at the moment. You wouldn’t believe all the fetching and carrying I’m having to do. My Master […]

I’m having a little celebration. Obviously there is the fact that my Mistress is doing just fine and I needn’t have been worrying, but more […]

I can’t tell you how my Mistress is yet as we aren’t being picked up until this afternoon and no one has bothered to ring […]

Humans can be strange creatures. A woman in Australia who went to look at a Chihuahua puppy decided that holding the family at gunpoint was […]

I have just been listening to my Mistress having the weirdest conversation with the tax office. She wrote to them on the 17th of August […]

My Mistress has been rewriting the early chapters of her new novel to include more description. She thinks that they would benefit from much more […]

Well, Shadow managed to keep this bandage on, so she didn’t have to go to the vet yesterday.  Of course it was because this time […]

As swine flu is once again on the increase, I thought you might enjoy this satirical poem that my Mistress wrote: Swine Flu In a […]

I’ve been thinking about the Bengal tiger that got stuck on his climbing platform at a zoo in Bristol. They had built it to give […]