Articles by Alfie

The downside of playing with all your computer settings is ending up with everything looking very odd and not being able to get it back […]

My Mistress is getting seriously worried about her keyboard playing. One day she is playing keyboard when there is a local earthquake, the next day […]

I’m in the dog house again. I missed my Mistress while she was away over Christmas. It’s hard for a dog to be left behind […]

A friend gave my Mistress a tip that if you soak an item you have shrunk in a whole bottle of cheap hair conditioner you […]

My Mistress had a bad day yesterday. Nearly thirty years of her adult life without a washing accident and in a moment of stupidity yesterday […]

What an exciting start to the year. Every month I have a look at just how many of you have been reading my little offerings. […]

A very happy new Year to all my readers. I hope that this year will bring you health and happiness with a sprinkling of success. […]

I didn’t get round to telling you about why I needed to tell James he needed the letter ‘n’. On Christmas Day as a game, […]

My Mistress has been going through her books to edit out her ‘pet words’. I don’t mean words like ‘dog’ and ‘Alfie’ but ones like […]

My post-Christmas blues are continuing. It’s not that I’m disappointed at the prospect of eating turkey for the next three weeks, it’s more that I […]