Alfie's Diary Archive

The biggest downside of my mistress spending time with friends that still work in normal businesses was that they were talking about having their appraisals. […]

Well we went to Bradgate Park yesterday. It’s not bad. There is plenty of space to run around and oak trees with hollow insides that […]

All this travelling is getting very confusing. I am still at my grandparents but going back to the north tomorrow. Why can’t my mistress just […]

I am visiting my grandparents and it really is rather fun. I have got over thinking the stone heron was real and am thoroughly enjoying […]

What a way to start the day. First take the bits back to the shop that don’t fit the washing machine and get a refund […]

I learnt a lot yesterday. I learnt that if you put a screwdriver though the skin on your hand it bleeds a lot, and I […]

I think my mistress might have been a little stressed by the moving process. This week it was the birthday of two of her friends […]

Have I mentioned how badly dressed people are in England? I now know where my mistress gets her ‘dress sense’ from. It seems that here […]

Some men in a white van came and started taking all our belongings away yesterday morning. I barked as loud as I could but it […]

Well they sure know how to live! What is the first thing you do when you get the key to a new house? Did they […]