Alfie's Diary Archive

I’m home again. Everything is just the way I left it and just the way I like it. It is a little noisier than usual […]

Well it isn’t Christmas day and it isn’t anyone in our family’s birthday so I guess it is just a normal day. Just like any […]

Well what do you know, no sooner have we got Christmas day over with than it turns out to be my masters birthday and he […]

My Owners and I would like to bring you all Christmas greetings, wherever you are this Christmas Day. We bring you these greetings from the […]

Now run this Santa business past me again. If I have understood this correctly, sometime when I am asleep tonight, a bloke on a sleigh […]

We had to go and collect my master from the airport yesterday afternoon. I said I didn’t understand why he hadn’t come in the car […]

‘Handsome, rugged and playful young dog. GSOH, enjoys travel, writing and politics, seeks fun loving bitch for possible long-term relationship.’ I thought I would leave […]

Well we are all loaded up and ready to go. I had a sudden panic and asked my mistress where she had put all the […]

Well as it turned out there was plenty of mulled wine and mince pies for everyone last night. There was also a really good gingerbread […]

Is there really any point in appraising my master? It would be hard to know where to start with the areas of improvement. I’m sure […]