Alfie's Diary Archive

So here I am staying with McKenzie and bored because she isn’t in a position to play. Usually there a lot of other dogs staying […]

What have I done to deserve this? Why me? Or more to the point, why not me? Have I not been my mistress’s constant travel […]

A trotter has been thrown in the bin. I wanted my mistress to repair pig not throw out his disembowelled pieces. That trotter still had […]

I tried an alternative tactic on the bed front last night. Well my master is away so his side of the bed was empty and […]

Scarily I was watching some advice on television that was talking about the recent storms. Don’t live close to big trees. What am I supposed […]

I am distraught. It is with great sadness that I have to report the untimely and tragic death of ‘pig’. Pig has been my constant […]

Now we are for it. My master has discovered bidding on Ebay. When I say discovered, that would be a bit of an exaggeration, he […]

Well yesterday was all a bit of a let down, in a good sort of a way. Despite the fact of being apprehensive because the […]

I have been having a naughty day. You have to every once in a while. It felt like spring was in the air, even though […]

How should I know which particular item I found in the garden made me sick on the lounge rug? I’d read on my master’s ‘Worst […]