Alfie's Diary Archive

There are so many things in life that you feel better just for knowing. Apparently, Beacon Hill in Leicestershire is the highest point as you […]

This rain we have been having is all very well but we have hit a small problem. Our post is left in a post box […]

My mistress is in crisis. Albert the spider has disappeared. She was fine whilst he just wandered round the bath. Obviously, she wouldn’t have been […]

Why is it when you pair socks there is always one left over? Obviously, they are not my socks, as they would need to come […]

I have been reading a book called ‘Blood of the Isles’ all about where people originate from who now live in Britain. It uses something […]

It is better than I thought. I got excited enough just to be given the blanket, but it turns out that my mistress is going […]

I am appalled. There are not many dogs in the world that I don’t like. To be honest there is only the one. There are […]

Well I am looking forward to my mistress getting home later today. I am planning to give her a big lick and wipe my wet […]

Watching my mistress sort out all of her aunt’s affairs is making me think that perhaps I ought to make a will. It would be […]

I never did tell you the whole story about my journey to England last week. It all began with my vet going skiing. So, he […]