Alfie's Diary Archive

My mistress, in her addiction to McDonald’s apple pies, has finally got to the bottom of why they can’t sell her one before 10.30 in […]

Where has all the nice weather gone? I like the sunshine. I like the bounce I get in spring. My mistress says I bounce quite […]

My sister Emma is just lovely. She is the same colours as me but much smaller. When I say she is lovely that is with […]

I’m still not getting how my new toy works. My mistress has even resorted to opening my mouth and trying to get me to close […]

What a fantastic week. I have been able to spend half the day charging round the garden, chasing shadows and barking at everyone that passes. […]

I’ve got a new toy. At least my mistress says it is a toy but I have no idea how to play it. Worryingly it […]

I am getting very tired of being trained. Was it my fault that I nipped my mistress’s leg when she ran to see the postman […]

What self respecting bloke spends his Saturday afternoon going to Ikea? That is before you even think about the fact that I’m a dog. So […]

What a day. The weather was really bad and a car nearly pulled out into us on the way to see my mum. Fortunately, my […]

My mistress paid me a really big complement yesterday. She said I was the sort of dog that every child needs when they are growing […]