Alfie's Diary Archive

So, there is good news and bad news. The good news is that my campaign to hug everyone is proving very popular and seems to […]

Whatever happened to the peace and quiet? A dog can’t even get a lie in without finding a five year old trying to join in. […]

Well it is the end of another tax year in England. Not of course that that affects me greatly but it is always important to […]

I am being tortured. I can’t bear it much longer. This is nothing short of cruelty to dogs. My master and mistress are taking turns […]

I have achieved my ultimate goal. I now have both my master and mistress fully trained in allowing me onto the bed and in rubbing […]

Well dear reader it is a year ago today and yesterday that my master asked my mistress to marry him. Well it was a year […]

I have had it pointed out to me, in none too subtle tones that I should have been expressing more concern about my mistress yesterday. […]

Some people just set out to spoil all my fun. There was only one thing I was looking forward to this week and that was […]

It turns out I am a very English dog. It’s a bit odd as I am half Belgian and half Swiss. It was when my […]

My mistress needs some sunglasses. The funny thing is that without her glasses on she can’t see what she looks like in them. So there […]