Alfie's Diary Archive

I’ve got the brandy and the mince pie out ready to leave for Santa later. I’ve told my mistress that she mustn’t have a log […]

It is too exciting when people bring Christmas presents for me and my mistress won’t let me have them until Christmas Day. Mackensey has sent […]

I forgive next door for the wonderful smell of their log fire yesterday. As it turned out, their central heating had broken down. The plumber […]

Minus 4 and still they dig! However, enough of the moles, I am thinking of reporting my mistress to the RSPCA. I know that the […]

I may be a Belgian dog, but I am a long way from understanding the country in which I live. Apparently, we haven’t had a […]

I know the theory, Christmas presents are opened on Christmas day. Now let’s just get a bit of perspective on this shall we. The most […]

You can call me soft and I am prepared to admit to a certain amount of molly-coddling, but the maximum temperature this week is forecast […]

I would rather that my mistress went Christmas shopping in England than played her dreadful Christmas music on a repeat cycle here in Belgium. Fortunately, […]

What a walk! It ended in an impromptu street party. There was me and Elvis and Cuckoo, all playing in the street. Elvis wasn’t on […]

Only 10 days until Christmas, yippee. That is 8 normal shopping days but probably 10 if you are in England and America and 3 and […]