Alfie's Diary Archive

Being at home is every bit as good as I expected. I even persuaded the boss to come to bed early last night so that […]

I can safely say that I have had enough of being a prisoner with nothing else but my own thoughts to keep me company. Whilst […]

I have given up on any expectation of being rescued. To be honest it seems a bit pointless at this stage. I think I’m being […]

Apparently George Bush is looking for someone to ghost-write his autobiography. I was wondering whether he would consider a dog taking on the task. I […]

It must be nearly time to go home to the mundane every day occurrences that I take for granted so much until I am deprived […]

There has been some talk about simplifying the spelling of words in the English language. I can’t help but think they are rather missing the […]

As you may have gathered, being stuck in a cell for a week is giving me a lot of thinking time. Kennels is most certainly […]

There’s something you may be able to help me with. I’ve been trying to work out where colour goes when it fades in the sun. […]

To my absolute horror I have been brought to the kennels for a few days. From my, admittedly somewhat spoilt, perspective this is not dissimilar […]

Have you ever noticed how you fill the CD autochanger for the car with for example 6 cds and you put 6 empty boxes carefully […]