Alfie's Diary Archive

My Mistress’s trip last weekend was not the uneventful travelling that one would have hoped. She went to supervise the removal of furniture from an […]

You will be pleased to know that once again having to wait in the road for the ducks to finish doing what only wildlife can […]

Shadow is not content to dig in the grass or by the fence. The pots that my Mistress so lovingly planted, aren’t looking as well […]

When my Mistress was passing through Paris the other day, she saw a dog on a moped that looked like my friend Elvis. I don’t […]

Shadow has discovered the wonderful fun of tail chasing. There’s just one tiny little problem. At the moment it is my tail she’s chasing. I’ve […]

For all you patriotic English people a very happy St George’s Day to you all. For those of you who aren’t patriotic then I’m very […]

It’s budget day, so I thought it was a good opportunity for the Pet Dogs Democratic Party to bring to you their alternative budget. Initially […]

The rabbits are still causing problems even though they aren’t here. There’s the small matter of a luxury rabbit hutch, run, food and toys to […]

It seems I am not a dog that can be trusted and my conscience has come into question. It isn’t that I have actually done […]

Well the rabbits have survived the first day of their ordeal. Aristotle is looking a little on the thin side, but I’m sure that isn’t […]