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Well diary I’m not prone to jealousy but I am starting to lose sympathy with Charlie. Firstly he gets to sit on my mistress’s knee […]

Today my mistress received a parcel in the post. It had been squeezed though the letter box and was a bit out of shape. I […]

Well diary I have been noticing something very strange happening recently. The car seat is getting smaller. Every time I get in there seem to […]

Spring is in the air, the temperature is a heady 8 degrees and I’m a puppy full of bounce. I bounced all the way through […]

Well I saw my lawyer again today, in respect of my discrimination case against Santa. He is struggling to find legislation that covers it directly. […]

12 weeks old today and yet again no party! I had a celebratory acorn when I went out first thing this morning, but until I […]

Well diary, it seems that Misskin the cat thinks I have an easy life, the cheek of it. She didn’t have to sit patiently for […]

How would she like it if I said to her ‘You smell and you need to have a bath’ ? But that is exactly what […]

How is it I get the same dog food every day and they get to eat steak? The Frosties and the crisps sometimes fall off […]

Well I have been practising to be a sniffer dog. I reckon I can now sniff an acorn out from a good 50 metres. I […]