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Well what a lovely surprise I did get a Valentines message after all. When I found it I was ‘like a dog with two tails’! […]

So much for Valentine’s Day, no card, no flowers, no chocolates. Admittedly I haven’t sent any, I wanted to but I didn’t have enough left […]

32! “32 what?” you might ask. Well go on then ask. And what would I reply? Well the answer to that would be mole hills! […]

Well I haven’t slept a wink. I have been tossing and turning wondering what to do about the acorns. I have been wondering whether my […]

Well my thoughts of being a detective were fairly short lived. Today really hasn’t gone according to plan. I have absolutely no idea what on […]

Well diary I’m not prone to jealousy but I am starting to lose sympathy with Charlie. Firstly he gets to sit on my mistress’s knee […]

Today my mistress received a parcel in the post. It had been squeezed though the letter box and was a bit out of shape. I […]

Well diary I have been noticing something very strange happening recently. The car seat is getting smaller. Every time I get in there seem to […]

Spring is in the air, the temperature is a heady 8 degrees and I’m a puppy full of bounce. I bounced all the way through […]

Well I saw my lawyer again today, in respect of my discrimination case against Santa. He is struggling to find legislation that covers it directly. […]