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You can call me soft and I am prepared to admit to a certain amount of molly-coddling, but the maximum temperature this week is forecast […]

I would rather that my mistress went Christmas shopping in England than played her dreadful Christmas music on a repeat cycle here in Belgium. Fortunately, […]

What a walk! It ended in an impromptu street party. There was me and Elvis and Cuckoo, all playing in the street. Elvis wasn’t on […]

Only 10 days until Christmas, yippee. That is 8 normal shopping days but probably 10 if you are in England and America and 3 and […]

It’s good to have my master home, my mistress gets a bit boring after a while. Don’t tell her I said that though. She is […]

Just to prove the whole dressing gown thing. The doorbell rang yesterday, except it wasn’t the one in the house it was the one at […]

I had to laugh. There was my mistress listening to a bit from the radio by a lovely old lady who has won the Nobel […]

My mistress has lost the plot. She was only dancing on her own round the lounge. Dancing might be a minor exaggeration as to say […]

Not content to completely besmirch Santa’s good name for her own pleasure, my mistress has only gone and sent a poem about Santa to a […]

When you live in a country that basically sits at sea level, waterlogged is the term you use to describe the dry ground. When it […]