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‘The Internet Saga’ It was a dark and stormy night. Ok, I made that bit up, but the story has been so bad that it […]

A dozen red roses. 2 books. 4 bottles of beer. But were any of them presents to me on valentines day? No. No meal out, […]

Wherever I lay my bed that’s my home. I could almost write a song about that. My mistress has promised that we can start sleeping […]

Oh you have to laugh, my mistress is at the dentist again. I said she should take her teeth back and try to get a […]

It’s funny now that a trip to my grandparents doesn’t involve international travel. There almost seems to be something wrong with being able to just […]

Hugo has issues, or at least that is what Hugo’s mistress told my mistress. Sadly I seem to be one of his issues. Hugo is […]

You would think my mistress had been to war rather than moved house. She has bruises and scratches and cuts and grazes. In fact she […]

I think the dogs round here are racist. I have never been approached like this before but now two dogs have growled at me quite […]

There are boxes everywhere. There are boxes for the tip, which is fortunately just down the road. There are boxes for car boot sales, boxes […]

I can see a theme developing here. James is taken to buy his new school uniform, I get to sit in the car to wait […]