Articles by Web00Wilma

My master has excelled himself. He wonders why I write about him so often but to be honest I think it speaks for itself! My […]

My master has a ‘bug zapper’. It is a slightly scary device that looks like a tennis racquet and is covered by little metal strings. […]

Whose diary is this anyway? Whose Woodland stories? It was bad enough being left out of a business lunch but now my mistress is going […]

Well life is returning to normal. The children have been and gone and although I am still at my grandparents my mistress is here too. […]

Most normal people read a book and if it isn’t any good they just put it back on the bookshelf. But then no one ever […]

Worryingly my mistress seems to be writing poetry again. Neither my master nor I are great fans of poetry and some of the ones she […]

Now I don’t want you to be too concerned about this, but my mistress is trying to write an introduction to a ‘murder story’ for […]

Why don’t I get to go for any business lunches? I work with my mistress every day. It is my diary we write. It is […]

Well we drove to England in my master’s car yesterday. I have of course annoyed my mistress by starting to jump in on my own […]

We spent some time out in the garden playing frisby and catching a ball. I must say my master and mistress aren’t too bad but […]