Articles by Alfie

For the purpose of what I am about to tell you all parties will remain nameless to protect the innocent and not so innocent alike. […]

After dropping her phone for the umpteenth time my mistress was left with little alternative but to buy a new one. She said she isn’t […]

I am still finding it difficult to understand how a trip to a big shop called Ikea to buy a desk could possible lead to […]

I have heard some potentially good news. Apparently moles are supposed to hibernate for the winter. No one could tell me whether they just fall […]

A new type of missile is being hurled at us by the trees as we go for a walk. My mistress says these are conkers […]

Well she actually went and did it. Voted that is. Admittedly on leaving the house my mistress seemed pretty nervous but that was mainly at […]

I have been thinking further of setting up my own political party to campaign for dogs rights. It makes sense to set it up in […]

I am now without my stitches. It wasn’t quite as straightforward as everyone had made out and I was a wimp. There were only two […]

Today is officially stitch removal day. I am thinking of going into hiding to try and avoid it and had wondered about trying to do […]

I got out of the wrong side of bed this morning. Well to be honest it was more the right side but the wrong time. […]