Articles by Alfie

My mistress bought me a chew the other day to ‘keep me quiet’. It is about a meter long and I can only just carry […]

I am not keen on this new ‘Halti’ I have to wear to go for a walk. All the fun has gone out of being […]

I didn’t get taken to Gent. I have been there anyway so I didn’t really mind. Well not that much. I stayed at home contemplating […]

Do humans really think that dogs can’t spell? I write a diary for heavens sake and yet my mistress still says things like ‘We will […]

There was my mistress getting dressed this morning and I noticed the big bruise on her leg that is now fading. ‘That looks exactly the […]

I don’t think my mistress has quite got the hang of youth culture. She got a text from James in response to one she sent […]

It was going to happen sooner or later. My master missed his plane yesterday. It didn’t matter that we pointed out to him that he […]

I am so excited as Granny and Grandpa arrive today. They are coming by train and my mistress has to go and pick them up […]

Now I am worried. The first applicants interested in joining the PDDP are a cat and a working dog. I was just getting the outline […]

Never mind rights to freedom right now I think I will campaign for a central heating system that actually works or fires in more rooms […]