Articles by Alfie

I’m ‘home alone’ dog. I’m sitting here twiddling my paws wondering whether to have nap on the sofa or on the bed. My mistress has […]

Once again I can receive emails, except no one sends me any. I can call my friends on skype but they haven’t got it. I […]

Is today going to be the day? Will I finally be reconnected with the outside world? My mistress remembers the days before broadband, all I […]

Hugo is dealing with his issues. He wagged his tail at me yesterday and we had a bit of fun playing in the garden. It’s […]

What does the week ahead have in store? James will move in this afternoon. I’m taking odds on him leaving some vital item behind. Broadband […]

‘The Internet Saga’ It was a dark and stormy night. Ok, I made that bit up, but the story has been so bad that it […]

A dozen red roses. 2 books. 4 bottles of beer. But were any of them presents to me on valentines day? No. No meal out, […]

Wherever I lay my bed that’s my home. I could almost write a song about that. My mistress has promised that we can start sleeping […]

Oh you have to laugh, my mistress is at the dentist again. I said she should take her teeth back and try to get a […]

It’s funny now that a trip to my grandparents doesn’t involve international travel. There almost seems to be something wrong with being able to just […]