Articles by Alfie

It’s a good job our architect has a dog of his own, otherwise he’d think my Mistress was completely loopy. Obviously she is completely loopy […]

Every so often in life you stop and realise that absolutely nothing of any significance has happened in the last twenty-four hours. I have had […]

I think it’s cheating. If you are going to serve up deserts at mealtimes the least you can do is make them yourself. Have some […]

I am interested to note that the authorities in China are trying to clamp down on people going out wearing their pyjamas. Is this a […]

I am busy arranging my work Christmas party. It doesn’t take much doing really, there’s only me and my Mistress who work in our office […]

I have started writing my own songs to sing round the Christmas tree. I expect the rest of the family to join in, preferably in […]

With only two weeks to go, my Mistress has given in to her desire to play Christmas music and I have given on to my […]

Well the car might have jump started when it was only practising but when it came to the performance it refused to work. It even […]

Although it’s tempting, when you’re good at something, to make sure everyone knows, I do find that keeping it quiet retains that element of surprise. […]

I would like to receive interesting post. Letters such as ‘Dear Alfie, we think you’re wonderful’, not ‘Dear Alfie, your worming treatment is due.’ That […]