Articles by Alfie

My Mistress should be on the train by now, travelling back from Switzerland. I can’t wait to see all the pictures of Megan. I’m looking […]

There’s one very interesting impact of a seven year old playing on a game where he has a warrior that undertakes quests. Normally, he is […]

I have been thinking of ways to commit murder. I suppose as a dog the easiest way to kill someone would be to bite them, […]

I am eagerly waiting on a call from my Mistress to tell me how her day has gone. Today she is meeting my future companion, […]

Well back here in kennels, in between trying to keep Shadow amused, I am contemplating best before dates. The Government want to encourage us to […]

Shadow continues to earn the reputation for being a much naughtier puppy than I ever was. For her own good, my Master and Mistress erected […]

Life is really no fair when you’re a dog. Today my Mistress is taking my little car to a meeting with other cars like it, […]

I was reading a blog post about role models http://theworldofgingerbreadgirl.blogspot.com/2009/07/you-dont-choose-to-be-role-model.html and although I agree with this in part, I do not agree entirely. The person […]

I’m afraid I have to speak out. Once again the rights of dog’s are being threatened in dogist society. Due to the increase in the […]

You may remember the saga of the coconut shy balls. Well, when we came to return them, there was one missing and my Mistress dutifully […]