Articles by Alfie

I was reading a story about a woman who is expecting five babies. She sounds more like a dog having a litter. Humans just aren’t […]

My Mistress has got it into her head that maybe we could stay in bed a little longer in the morning. She sat Megan down […]

My Mistress had a church meeting here the other day. The girls and I were put at the back of the house out of the […]

Some of my Mistress’s writing friends have been talking about the ‘page 99’ test. If you want to know if a book is any good, […]

I am so excited. In her plan for the year, my Mistress is looking at the possibilities of setting up her own publishing label and […]

My Mistress thinks the hypnotherapy she had, for her fear of flying, might have worked. She can at least read stories about problems with planes […]

I think I am right in saying that mine is the next family birthday. How did I get to be five years old so soon? […]

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dearest Megan, Happy birthday to you. It is amazing to think that our little baby […]

My Mistress went on a river boat trip in York last night. I haven’t seen her yet this morning so I don’t know whether she […]

They have arrived – right on time, Quinnie’s puppies have entered the world. I’m sad to report that two of them were born dead but […]