Month: September 2009

There is a tragic irony that the day after I bring you news of Jeremy Clarkson’s manure incident, Lamborghini unveiled its brand new, very expensive […]

Protesters have risen to a whole new level of helpfulness. Most people have to pay to have horse manure delivered to their garden to spread […]

I had some very sad news on Wednesday that I haven’t had chance to share with you yet. Firstly, I heard that my great great […]

The weather has turned colder and my Mistress is very concerned. Obviously she knew it would turn colder at some point and she wasn’t backwards […]

What I didn’t mention to you was that since her operation, Shadow has to where a collar to stop her trying to chew her bandages […]

The house seemed awfully quiet when Shadow went to the vet yesterday. My Mistress said she felt almost as shaky as the day I had […]

I’m sorry to be a disillusionist or a sceptic, but if Deryn Brown can use a crowd to predict the lottery numbers then this would […]

The Pet Dogs Democratic Party is increasingly concerned about the activities of the far right. We recognise all dogs regardless of race or creed to […]

I was horrified to hear that a dog has changed hands for the price of £350,000. Unbelievably, that is what someone from China was willing […]

If my Mistress wrote a plot in which a priest hijacked a plane, everyone would say that it wasn’t very likely to happen, but it […]