Month: January 2008

Being the only one that couldn’t go and see my grandpa in the hospital, (except my mistress who isn’t here but could have gone if […]

Am I a ferret indeed! What kind of question is that to ask a dog? It all began because my ticket for the Channel Tunnel […]

Another day another country. I directed my master where to go at the Channel Tunnel and showed the nice lady my passport and microship. It […]

Today’s the day. Once I’ve finished writing this, I shall go and join my master in the car ready to set off. I shan’t be […]

Oh the shame of it. What would I have done if she’d been arrested? To all intents and purposes, it looked as though my mistress […]

My master said “You can’t write that in your diary. It will make me look stupid.” To which I replied “and your point is?” So […]

Boxes, boxes and more boxes, oh and a suicidal blender too. There it was in my mistress’s hands, there was the box on the side […]

What do a Volvo estate and a squirrel have in common? I can see you need time with this one, but I still don’t think […]

Some days nothing happens and then on others everything seems to happen at once. After the storm on Monday night, which was so bad it […]

I’m now on my last Tuesday living in Belgium. At least my mistress wants to go for nice long walks to all our favourite places […]