Month: September 2007

Well from my point of view yesterday wasn’t that bad as my mistress spent the morning in bed again. I know I am supposed to […]

I am having such a great time being made a fuss of by my grandparents. I’ve asked if they can stay a bit longer, but […]

Well as always, it is great having my grandparents staying. Mind you, I am worrying about my other granddad as he has both an infection […]

Well just as it turns cold, you find the ‘centrale verwarming’ isn’t verwarming! Every time you restart the pilot light, it stays on long enough […]

I think the time has come to concede defeat and go to the hardware store. I propose we get a sign made for our house, […]

What is the point in buying a new pair of glasses if you are then going to spend most of your time wearing the old […]

I’ve cut my chin. When my mistress asked me how I had done it I tried suggesting I was shaving but she didn’t seem to […]

I don’t feel so bad as it was more a ‘writers half a group’ yesterday, with members having been called away at the last minute […]

Now having a bar b q for everyone who lives on the road might be a great idea, but why was I only taken along […]

I need to spend the day reinforcing my defences. The moles are now approaching on all sides. They have nearly made it as far as […]