Month: August 2007

It’s official – they’re weird. Apart from the cow hide rug it seems my master has bought my mistress a table for her birthday. Not […]

Well by the time my mistress did open her presents and cards yesterday all I can say is there are a lot of people out […]

It would appear that I am qualified for a profession after all. I am a natural psychologist and counsellor. It’s amazing how often, when I […]

Well we are back to normal, our sort of normal anyway. It is hard to think of life as normal where it is permanently lived […]

What were they thinking? Bank Holiday Monday on the roads of England, not the brightest idea my owners have had. It seems that the whole […]

Happily I am back at my grandparents. I am being spoilt rotten and it is great to find that the toys I left here last […]

Off we go again. After a night in the garage with my paternal grandparents, it’s off to Middlesbrough. Perhaps I should rephrase that, they weren’t […]

Off to England. It was a close run thing for me, when my master took me to the vet for a check-up, so that I […]

So what would you do if your mistress came home smelling of goat? I was a little shocked but assumed there would be a perfectly […]

I stand accused of chewing a box for a DVD. Now I ask you, members of the jury, if in 18 months I have never […]