Month: March 2007

What self respecting bloke spends his Saturday afternoon going to Ikea? That is before you even think about the fact that I’m a dog. So […]

What a day. The weather was really bad and a car nearly pulled out into us on the way to see my mum. Fortunately, my […]

My mistress paid me a really big complement yesterday. She said I was the sort of dog that every child needs when they are growing […]

There are so many things in life that you feel better just for knowing. Apparently, Beacon Hill in Leicestershire is the highest point as you […]

This rain we have been having is all very well but we have hit a small problem. Our post is left in a post box […]

My mistress is in crisis. Albert the spider has disappeared. She was fine whilst he just wandered round the bath. Obviously, she wouldn’t have been […]

Why is it when you pair socks there is always one left over? Obviously, they are not my socks, as they would need to come […]

I have been reading a book called ‘Blood of the Isles’ all about where people originate from who now live in Britain. It uses something […]

It is better than I thought. I got excited enough just to be given the blanket, but it turns out that my mistress is going […]

I am appalled. There are not many dogs in the world that I don’t like. To be honest there is only the one. There are […]