Month: October 2006

Do humans really think that dogs can’t spell? I write a diary for heavens sake and yet my mistress still says things like ‘We will […]

There was my mistress getting dressed this morning and I noticed the big bruise on her leg that is now fading. ‘That looks exactly the […]

I don’t think my mistress has quite got the hang of youth culture. She got a text from James in response to one she sent […]

It was going to happen sooner or later. My master missed his plane yesterday. It didn’t matter that we pointed out to him that he […]

I am so excited as Granny and Grandpa arrive today. They are coming by train and my mistress has to go and pick them up […]

Now I am worried. The first applicants interested in joining the PDDP are a cat and a working dog. I was just getting the outline […]

Never mind rights to freedom right now I think I will campaign for a central heating system that actually works or fires in more rooms […]

For the purpose of what I am about to tell you all parties will remain nameless to protect the innocent and not so innocent alike. […]

After dropping her phone for the umpteenth time my mistress was left with little alternative but to buy a new one. She said she isn’t […]

I am still finding it difficult to understand how a trip to a big shop called Ikea to buy a desk could possible lead to […]