Month: February 2006

It’s a funny thing growing older. It seems to be mainly about hair. Hair grows where it didn’t used to grow, usually in places you […]

I have been doing some preparation for squirrels visit. I have searched on the Internet in order to buy some acorns for her to replace […]

Well diary she has got to be joking! When she told me we were going out in the car last night I thought ‘Oh no! […]

Well what a lovely surprise I did get a Valentines message after all. When I found it I was ‘like a dog with two tails’! […]

So much for Valentine’s Day, no card, no flowers, no chocolates. Admittedly I haven’t sent any, I wanted to but I didn’t have enough left […]

32! “32 what?” you might ask. Well go on then ask. And what would I reply? Well the answer to that would be mole hills! […]

Well I haven’t slept a wink. I have been tossing and turning wondering what to do about the acorns. I have been wondering whether my […]

Well my thoughts of being a detective were fairly short lived. Today really hasn’t gone according to plan. I have absolutely no idea what on […]

Well diary I’m not prone to jealousy but I am starting to lose sympathy with Charlie. Firstly he gets to sit on my mistress’s knee […]

Today my mistress received a parcel in the post. It had been squeezed though the letter box and was a bit out of shape. I […]