Alfie's Diary Archive

The Magpie post delivered another visiting permit from hedgehog this morning. I hadn’t even asked for this one. I am really not sure whether to […]

Now here is a strange thing. Can you believe that mobile phones were once the size of bricks? What would be the point in trying […]

Now where was I in telling you the story of my exciting Sunday. Oh yes. Back at the car outside the service station I was […]

Would you believe, yesterday morning, because of James going home my mistress actually expected me to go for a walk before 9 ‘o clock in […]

I set off for the wood yesterday morning to go and see hedgehog. It was a bit scary walking through the trees to try and […]

It was really cold at the park yesterday, so despite my barking at the goats to try to keep warm and then shouting a few […]

The magpies came by this morning and dropped off a letter from hedgehog with a visiting permit. It was really funny because they were moaning […]

I haven’t heard back from hedgehog yet, I don’t know if that means he doesn’t want to see me or whether the magpies didn’t take […]

I saw another of those strange road names the other day ‘Badger Wood Glade’. I got all excited seeing as how fond I am of […]

This week is very exciting I have got a playmate for the whole week. One of my master’s son’s is staying and hasn’t got to […]