Alfie's Diary Archive

All’s quiet on the mole hole front! We have had no new ones for a couple of days. I’m not taking that as any kind […]

You have to wonder. While we were out we saw a lady, who looked about 55, not that I am an expert on ages. Anyway, […]

My mistress has found an internet site where she can get people to review her writing in exchange for her reviewing other people’s work. The […]

When you are excluded from something you are never quite sure if you really want it to go well or not. When my mistress came […]

The moles are definitely winning. Running round the garden has become quite dangerous. You never know when your front left paw is going to disappear […]

I have been asking my mistress about why the Kennel Club in England doesn’t list Entlebuchers, she says they don’t recognise the breed. As far […]

The cheek of it! I have been accused of being a wimp. Me, brave, fearless Alfie Dog a wimp. I can growl with the best […]

They may have stayed away longer this year, but they certainly came back in force. There are now mole hills everywhere. In fact it looks […]

My mistress needs something to wear to go to a wedding in a couple of weeks. I said couldn’t she wear the dress she wore […]

She spends €50 on a solar mole repellent and for what? Firstly, there is no sun and secondly, there are moles. The little blighters have […]