Alfie's Diary Archive

You know how the whole point of a bathmat is to have something soft under your little tootsies when you get out of the bath […]

Somewhat topically, my Mistress is writing a story about what happens with Scottish independence presuming it all turns nasty. She started writing it before Alex […]

‘Then after the floods came the ice and lo the ground was hard’, sorry I just felt that should be written in the style of […]

My Mistress had a choice of people that she could call out to sweep our chimneys. She had planned to call ‘Pete the Sweep’ because […]

As November draws to a close I ask the burning questions, will it have been one of the wettest on record? And can we look […]

I am delighted to be able to tell you that I have now been able to post some of my pictures from my photo shoot […]

Shadow has progressed to helping herself to things off the table, while my Mistress goes out. She has now eaten James’ paying in book for […]

I’m sure I listened to a weather forecast that said the rain was going to stop for a few days. Maybe that was just the […]

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times. If you leave things on the floor we are going to see them as […]

The fireplace has been ordered. The electricity meter is being moved and all is right with the world, at least until the next crisis. Meanwhile […]