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My own fault I suppose. There I am, me and my big mouth, saying that being in prison wasn’t too bad and I did quite […]

I have been playing with my new gps tracking device. I have realised that I can use it to make my Mistress feel guilty. I […]

“Doesn’t this feel like the old days?” I said to my Mistress last night as we curled up together for the evening. I know I’ll […]

When I went into the kennels for the week I took with me a bed, some food and two of my favourite toys. My Mistress […]

Being at home is every bit as good as I expected. I even persuaded the boss to come to bed early last night so that […]

I can safely say that I have had enough of being a prisoner with nothing else but my own thoughts to keep me company. Whilst […]

I have given up on any expectation of being rescued. To be honest it seems a bit pointless at this stage. I think I’m being […]

Apparently George Bush is looking for someone to ghost-write his autobiography. I was wondering whether he would consider a dog taking on the task. I […]

It must be nearly time to go home to the mundane every day occurrences that I take for granted so much until I am deprived […]

There has been some talk about simplifying the spelling of words in the English language. I can’t help but think they are rather missing the […]