Articles by Alfie

It is really funny listening to my mistress at the moment. This whole getting married thing is clearly very confusing for her. She doesn’t seem […]

I have been reflecting on the night time ritual I mentioned yesterday and it has dawned on me that it is not fair. Now don’t […]

I have still not been tempted to get in the pool. I have decided that my position is to be ‘on guard’ when my mistress […]

I have been nagging and nagging my mistress to take me on the picnic on Sunday with all the other Swiss Mountain dogs in the […]

Well my master and mistress have finally brought their wedding presents back to Belgium. The outdoor dominoes are relatively easy to understand but I am […]

I thought I would do a bit of tidying up before James arrives later. I have put all my toys together in one corner with […]

I have already written about the speeding fine but you are never going to believe this. My master received a reminder letter saying it had […]

Well it turns out my mistress likes thunder storms even less than I do, which is saying something. She doesn’t think she is afraid of […]

Don’t you just hate automated telephone answering services? “Please press one for new sales, press two for an enquiry for a previous sale and three […]

We went into Antwerp yesterday. To be honest I think my mistress was rather hoping I was going to stay at home but there is […]