Articles by Alfie

What was I thinking? There was me being frivolous yesterday and Shadow was going through her tests. I really should have been thinking about her […]

I was feeling a little poetic earlier and came up with the following. The Electronic Charter For e-verything there is a season and a time […]

Why haven’t I had a polling card for the forthcoming referendum on the Alternative Vote system? As leader of the Pet Dogs’ Democratic Party I […]

I’m looking forward to getting my little car back on the road when my Mistress comes home from Switzerland. It’s time to feel the wind […]

This is so strange. There is just me, my Master and Andy and I can honestly say I don’t know what to do with myself. […]

Well there’s thanks for you. We dig the garden and what do we get in return? Do we get a pat or better still extra […]

I must not eat the bonemeal that has been put on the fruit trees. I must not eat the bonemeal that has been put on […]

Do I want to play the drums? Do I look like I want to play the drums? I think she has lost the plot again. […]

I have been rethinking this whole soil erosion question and now see it as an opportunity rather than a problem. There we were wading through […]

I really need to talk to you about a very important issue. You city dogs probably don’t face this, but out in the country it […]