Month: July 2007

I have been asking my mistress about why the Kennel Club in England doesn’t list Entlebuchers, she says they don’t recognise the breed. As far […]

The cheek of it! I have been accused of being a wimp. Me, brave, fearless Alfie Dog a wimp. I can growl with the best […]

They may have stayed away longer this year, but they certainly came back in force. There are now mole hills everywhere. In fact it looks […]

My mistress needs something to wear to go to a wedding in a couple of weeks. I said couldn’t she wear the dress she wore […]

She spends €50 on a solar mole repellent and for what? Firstly, there is no sun and secondly, there are moles. The little blighters have […]

I have just witnessed what happens when you drop spaghetti all over the kitchen floor. It can briefly be summarised as: a lot of swearing […]

Only a few more days until my new car arrives. I say my, but I think that may be a bone of contention. I have […]

That was a close call. It’s all right to remember to pack all the things that she needs but what about me? How am I […]

It is a good job I am not a superstitious dog, as I would probably insist on staying in bed today. Actually, thinking about it […]

I have been looking at the details of the hotels I shall be staying in when I go on holiday later in the year. They […]