Month: June 2006

My mistress doesn’t seem to throw very much away. I have been going through a cupboard and discovered she still has all her school books, […]

Well once the decision on the Woodland Centre had been taken I suppose it was only a matter of time before other changes started to […]

Well my mistress went to collect her dress yesterday. After being late last week she left in plenty of time and got there 45 minutes […]

You have to laugh. Well mainly when it’s someone else’s misfortune, when it’s your own it is never quite so funny. Anyway, where we live […]

There has been a strange screeching noise at nights recently. Clearly it is some animal but we have no idea what it is. There have […]

My master has been fixing one or two things that my mistress had broken. Well she claims some of them weren’t her but I have […]

Well work has now begun on the Woodland Centre. A crew of beavers have been appointed to do most of the work but they cannot […]

Some while ago my mistress went to see a comedian that obviously likes spiders about as much as she does. He talked about categorising them […]

Strangely it seems my master does not like having my saliva covered, rubber rabbit wrapped all round his legs when he is wearing shorts. I […]

I think I have already mentioned Belgian roadworks, well yesterday they caused a huge problem for my poor mistress. Given that, she was all nervous […]