Month: May 2006

Nicole and I had a lovely picnic yesterday. We went to the far wood, the one we found Harry in when he left prison. It […]

It turns out that deciding to use my raised leg to scratch, part way through cocking it to pee, has disastrous consequences. Basically, I fell […]

Hedgehog (or should I say Harry?) has decided that calling on animals to try and repay them might be a bad idea so he has […]

Tragedy has occurred. Rubber Rabbit the Second has fallen apart. There we were playing ‘fetch’, where on command I make my mistress throw an object […]

So it was the first Tuesday Woodland Youth Club yesterday and by 2pm we were ready for any animals that might turn up. Hedgehog was […]

My mistress has had the sense to do the jigsaw on the dining table this time so that I can’t reach to help, it really […]

I went round to tell hedgehog and squirrel all about seeing my family and found that they had been busy too. Hedgehog has invested in […]

Yesterday has to be the most exciting day since… well, probably the most exciting day ever. My mum, my three sisters, my brother and two […]

I am so excited. Today I am going to see my family. I don’t know how many will be there but I haven’t seen 2 […]

Have you ever noticed that butterflies never quite come close enough to actually touch your nose. They sort of dangle themselves between your eyes and […]