Alfie's Diary Archive

What is it with humans and Ikea? I haven’t actually ever been so it may well be that I would like it too and I […]

Well whatever happened to normal? I may be back home but my food has been reduced again! Someone round here seems to think I am […]

It might have been delayed but I had a lovely birthday. I had an amazing brand new bed. The cushion is the same as the […]

Well it is my last day being looked after by the dog sitter for a couple of months. What’s more is that when I get […]

Given that I had nothing better to do today I decided to try and teach some of the other dogs to read and write. I […]

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Alfie, happy birthday to me. I am finally one year old. I don’t feel […]

I can now report that in a recent survey (yesterday in fact) 5 out of 8 dogs said they were not allowed on the sofa […]

Well the Pet Dogs Democratic Party is going to have more work to do than I had envisaged. I decided to conduct a survey amongst […]

My mistress wants me to publish some of my dairy. It all came up as we drove to the dog sitter yesterday. She casually asked […]

Once again my little bag is packed for going away. Although it isn’t for very long I am really not happy to have to be […]