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The first set of fairy lights have been turned on, the Christmas letter is written and my mistress is already working out menus for our […]

This is the letter I have put together to apply for the position of England Manager. I sent it to the Sunday Times and am […]

I have seen pictures of places like Stonehenge and it is leading me to draw a very worrying conclusion. Our moles are digging a perfect […]

The ground is frozen and still the moles dig. Given the choice between hibernation and manual labour, who in their right mind chooses not to […]

That will teach her not to blame me for everything. To be fair the first rug that went through the wash was because I had […]

It’s all my sister’s fault. Just because she doesn’t weigh as much as I do, it’s hardly my fault. For a start I’m a boy […]

My sister is scary. You may think the same about your sister but I’m sure mine is scarier. There is only one of my sisters […]

It really wasn’t playing fair. My mistress changed the sheets on her bed, something to do with mud and dog hair! When she had finished […]

There is was gone, the heating that is. It went off again then it was on, then it was off. Now we are going to […]

Only our moles could dig through the permafrost that is our garden. They must be out there wrapped up in their moleskin coats, (or do […]