Articles by Alfie

Well I saw my lawyer again today, in respect of my discrimination case against Santa. He is struggling to find legislation that covers it directly. […]

12 weeks old today and yet again no party! I had a celebratory acorn when I went out first thing this morning, but until I […]

Well diary, it seems that Misskin the cat thinks I have an easy life, the cheek of it. She didn’t have to sit patiently for […]

How would she like it if I said to her ‘You smell and you need to have a bath’ ? But that is exactly what […]

How is it I get the same dog food every day and they get to eat steak? The Frosties and the crisps sometimes fall off […]

Well I have been practising to be a sniffer dog. I reckon I can now sniff an acorn out from a good 50 metres. I […]

Odd sort of a day really. First I see a man with a gun walking past the gate at the end of my garden, then […]

Why don’t humans eat acorns? Just one of the thoughts I pondered on my walk earlier. There I was happily tucking into my first acorn […]

Well diary today I am 11 weeks old. Is there a party? Is there a cake with candles? Is any fuss being made? No. Perhaps […]

Well I finally did it. When my owner was busy I started an assault on the curtains. I made it to the chair without bringing […]