Articles by Alfie

Well I’m ready. I keep trying to think if there is anything I have forgotten. I have got my bed and the old sweater of […]

Yesterday was something called Independence Day or so it said on the calendar. What I don’t understand is why only Americans can be Independent. What […]

I will say one thing for beavers, they don’t hang round. There is an expectation with building work that it will not run to time, […]

Well there is less than two weeks to go to the wedding and my mistress is, understandably nervous. My master seems quite calm but who […]

Well my mistress just gets worse and worse. The way she was shouting at the players in the England football match yesterday you would think […]

My mistress assumes I have been eating more of the plant in the garden that seems to drive me crazy. In my defence I’m just […]

My mistress doesn’t seem to throw very much away. I have been going through a cupboard and discovered she still has all her school books, […]

Well once the decision on the Woodland Centre had been taken I suppose it was only a matter of time before other changes started to […]

Well my mistress went to collect her dress yesterday. After being late last week she left in plenty of time and got there 45 minutes […]

You have to laugh. Well mainly when it’s someone else’s misfortune, when it’s your own it is never quite so funny. Anyway, where we live […]