Articles by Alfie

We had to go and collect my master from the airport yesterday afternoon. I said I didn’t understand why he hadn’t come in the car […]

‘Handsome, rugged and playful young dog. GSOH, enjoys travel, writing and politics, seeks fun loving bitch for possible long-term relationship.’ I thought I would leave […]

Well we are all loaded up and ready to go. I had a sudden panic and asked my mistress where she had put all the […]

Well as it turned out there was plenty of mulled wine and mince pies for everyone last night. There was also a really good gingerbread […]

Is there really any point in appraising my master? It would be hard to know where to start with the areas of improvement. I’m sure […]

I have heard about an elderly lady in England who has lots of Corgi’s and sends a Christmas message to the nation on Christmas Day. […]

They have now put some presents under the tree and I am sure they can’t want me to pee on those, so I am assuming […]

Why have they brought a tree into the house? Do you think it is in response to the Pet Dogs Democratic Party’s demand for inside […]

I didn’t actually go myself, it was one of these ‘no dogs’ things, but my mistress went to a ‘Winter Concert’ and came home and […]

So yesterday was the appraisal rematch! I had got ready all the things I wasn’t happy about, just in case I didn’t like the way […]