Articles by Alfie

I spoke too soon about Swine Flu. Just to prove me wrong, not only has it reached York and Humber but it has reached the […]

By the time my Mistress’s computer and her satellite navigation had both gone wrong in the same morning, she was very worried about going to […]

What had I got to lose? If they are going to invite me to join their blog circle then they only have themselves to blame! […]

I think I should be flattered. I’ve had an invitation to take part in a ‘blog ring’, where each month I select a couple of […]

My Mistress is thinking of renaming Shadow as ‘Monkey’, because she’s always up to mischief. I said it would just encourage her to think that […]

Will somebody please tell that little Shadow that if I say I don’t want her climbing up onto my Mistress’s bed with me, then I […]

The week has swung to extremes. There have been the highs, laughing at my Mistress as she went cycling off on her bicycle for the […]

While she hasn’t actually got as far as the exercise itself, my Mistress has gone to the trouble of buying some exercise shorts that fit. […]

How is your average, ordinary person supposed to deal with the faceless bureaucracy that is a Government department? My Mistress needs a letter from the […]

My Mistress was in a good mood yesterday after finding that she’d won third prize in a sonnet writing competition. All in all, it was […]